Redneck Jedi

• You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

• You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

• Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

• You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud.

• At least one wing of your X-Wing is painted with primer.

• You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

• You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

• The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is "the dadgum skeeters."

• Wookies are offended by your B.O.

• You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

• You have ever used the Force to cheat at fishing or bowling.

• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."

• You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the barbecue grill.

• You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

• You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

• You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

• You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

• You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.