A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell which is which?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone!"
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