Life's Great Questions

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat


• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?


• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


• Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?


• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


• Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


• What is the speed of darkness?


• Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?


• If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?


• If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?


• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


• If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?


• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?


• If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation


• Can you cry under water?


• What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?


• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?


• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?