Points to Ponder

• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.


• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.


• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


• Stupidity got us into this mess... why can't it get us out?


• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.


• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.


• There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.


• People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.


• It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.


• Indecision is the key to flexibility.


• If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.


• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.


• I am in shape. Round is a shape.


• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


• A day without sunshine is like night.


• I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.


• I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.


• You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.


• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.


• Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.


• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


• Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.


• Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.


• You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.