Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.
A'': Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a software problem.
A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Q: How many Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

Q: How many Drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They have machines that do that now.

Q: How many Lead Singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. They hold the bulb and let the world revolve around them.

Q: How many Bass Players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Duh?

Q: How many Lead Guitar Players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: About 10. One to change the bulb and the rest to say that they can do it better AND faster.