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Could you fax me your photo very very urgently?
Mind you - it's really very very urgent,
Damn serious and very important .....
I'm playing cards and
We've misplaced the JOKER.

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Good looks catch the eyes but good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!

FLATTERED?. Don't be,
it was sent to me,
and I just wanted you to read it.

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?

1) Pray, so that u may live...
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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I saw something in a shop window.
It was stunning, cute, simply adorable.
I was supposed to buy it for you,
then I realised it was my reflection.

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression and many more mental qualities.

Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.

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Once god came up to me and granted me a wish.

I asked for "world peace".

That's impossible, he said.

Then I asked him to give you brain.

He said "Let me try world peace"

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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been...........

A Headache !

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One day you'll be srprised to see me beside you.
YOU & ME laughing,
YOU & ME crying,
YOU &ME dreaming,
YOU & ME holding on,
YOU & ME...
Just YOU & ME sitting in a.....

MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.

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I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I feel it's
best if I tell you, before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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If you save this message, it means I'm cute.
If you edit this, I'm still cute.
If you fwd this, you are spreading that I'm cute &
if you erase this, you are jealous of
me because I'm cute!

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This message will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.

5....

4....

3....

2....

1....

Error : No Brain Detected !!

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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

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when it rains, I think of you
When the sun shines bright, I think of you
When it snows, I think of you
Will you please return my umbrella