Error Messages for Next Windows Version

1. Smash Forehead on Keyboard to continue
2. Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
4. Press any key to....No no no no not that one...
5. Press control, alt delete now for IQ test.
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command or file name. Go and stand in the corner
8. This will end your windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Windows message: Error saving file. Format hard drive now (Y/Y)
10. This is a message from god Gates: Rebooting world. Please log off.
11. To shut down your system type WIN.
12. BREAKFAST.sys halted. Cereal port not responding
13. COFFEE.sys missing. Insert cup in cup holder to continue
14. File not found. Should i take a guess? (Y/N)
15. Bad or missing mouse. Should i spank the cat?
16. Runtime error 6D at 417a:32CF: Incompetent user
17. Error reading FAT record. Try the Skinny one? (Y/N)
18. WinErr 16547: LTP not found: Use backup. (PENCILANDPAPER.sys)
19. Windows Viruscan 1.0 – Windows found. Remove it? (Y/N)
20. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way