Thursday, December 29, 2005

Blonde's Year in Review!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels "duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake that ran downhill.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm, car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!

What a year!  I hope 2006 will be better!

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