Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.
But I don't have any, my love.
I said when we get married.
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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