A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. "What time do you open up in the morning?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious; he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question.
"Listen" the owner shouted, "there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in."
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I just want to get out!
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