* I had amnesia once -- or twice.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.
* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
* My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help groups"?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* What's another word for thesaurus?
* Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
* If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
* It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
* Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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