Q: How do you put an elephant in the freezer?
A: You open the freezer door, put the elephant in and close the freezer door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the freezer?
A: You open the freezer door, take the elephant out, put in the giraffe and then close the door.
Q: The king of the jungle calls a meeting. Which animal doesn't show up?
A: The giraffe, he's in the freezer!
Q: While walking through the jungle you come to river where all the crocodiles live. How do you get across?
A: Just swim across. The crocodiles are at the meeting.
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