Thursday, July 21, 2005

Rx

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she asked, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the lady replied,

"Then I'm wondering just how serious my condition is, because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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