On Aging...

• Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.



• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.



• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.



• You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.



• If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.



• First you forget names, then you forget faces.
  Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
  Then you forget to pull it down.