Thursday, July 24, 2008

Life support

Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the
many things of life... in-between... we talked about the idea of living or
dying.

I said to her: ' Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally
dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that
state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me
alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards
me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the
Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the
fridge and threw away all my beer!!
....I ALMOST DIED!!!

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