Searching for Software Grooms

A conversation abt the process of selecting a software bridegroom…. 
 

 

Nithya: hey!  what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

 

Nithya: do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select; I am confused because of it. 
 

Vidhya:  what is the confusion about?

 

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's  I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion . 
 

 

Vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.

 

 

 

Nithya: first is a manager.

 

Vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how I can prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept. 
 

 

 

Nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.

 

Vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good …

 

 

 
Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.

 

Vidhya: he is another specimen... even if everything is good; he will ask why it took this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

 

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

 

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.

 

Nithya: then tell about them.

 

 

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I  know it" whatever you ask them. Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.

 

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom…. 

 

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In a small town in India, a person decided to open up a Bar, which was right opposite to a  place of worship. The place of worship & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

 

Work progressed.. .. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.

 

The place of worship folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the place of worship authorities on the grounds that the place of worship through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the ill fate of his dream project, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

 

In its reply to the court, the place of worship vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar's burning down. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented: "I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire place of worship and its devotees that doesn't.

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Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the
many things of life... in-between... we talked about the idea of living or
dying.

I said to her: ' Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally
dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that
state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me
alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards
me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the
Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the
fridge and threw away all my beer!!
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To get my unemployment checks, I had to attend a workshop for job seekers.  I decided to pass on the

English-as-a-second-language seminar after the teacher explained it was for those of us who "do not feel

their English is that good or would just like it to be more stronger."

          -Brad Zukowski

 

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.  When you have to wait a year

to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

          -George Carlin

 

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach.

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Driving along a country road, I ignored a 'Bridge Out' sign and continued on.  But in a few miles I came

to a stop:  The road was completely barricaded.  So I turned around and retraced my route.  That's when

I saw this sign on the back of the first:  "It was, wasn't it?"

          -Thomas Roy

 

My heart sank as I read the spam that began, "By opening this email, you have activated the Amish

computer virus."  Then I realized that not only was my computer in jeopardy, so was my reputation,

as it continued, "Since the Amish don't have computers, this works on the honor system.  Please

delete all your files.  Thank you."

          -Tracie Walker

 

There are three kinds of people in the world - those who are good at math and those who aren't.

          -Kimberley Deaton

 

I have CDO.  It's like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they're supposed to be.

          -Hanan Rahman

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