Tuesday, December 11, 2007

That's right!

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and
resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly man unknowingly left his
glasses on the table and he didn't miss them until they had been driving
about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to
travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in
order to return to the restaurant to retrieve his glasses.

All the way back, the elderly wife became the classic grouchy old woman.
She fussed and complained and scolded her husband relentlessly during
the entire return drive. The more she chided him, the more agitated she
became. She just wouldn't let up one minute.

To his relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the man got
out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve his glasses, the old bat
yelled to him, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and
the credit card.'

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