- Dude, what do you think is worst? Being ignorant or being indifferent?
- I don't know and I don't care
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What's the difference between a normal person and a Microsoft developer?
A normal person sees a non-working light bulb and changes it. A
Microsoft developer will try to convince you that is its expected and
normal state.
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A bus full of politicians on the campaign trail is traveling on a
country road when it suddenly veers and crashes into a tree. After
seeing the crash, the farmer (a very old man) comes over to check out.
Then goes to the barn, picks up a shovel, makes a huge hole in the
ground and buries all the politicians.
A week later the local sheriff comes around, sees the bus still crashed
into the tree, and asks the farmer where are all the politicians that
were riding into the bus. The farmer replies he buried them all.
- OH ! That's terrible ! Did they all die on impact? - asks the sheriff
- Dunno. Some kept screaming they were alive - but you know how
politicians lie all the time . . .
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