Indian Mother

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and
that he is going to get married. He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3
women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother
agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, "Okay
Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."