Hillary's Soul

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil
suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you
unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your
every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every
member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and
power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or
do," the Devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my
constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.

Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"