those of others. It turns out that one of the funniest animals in a joke
is a duck, and not because of its rhyming capabilities. No, apparently
it might have something to with the hard 'k' sound. This joke, while not
the best, was highly rated:
Two ducks were sitting in a pond. One of the ducks said:
'Quack.' The other duck said: 'I was going to say that.'
So, here it is, the world's best joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is
dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says:
"Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There
is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the
line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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