Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The end is near

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

                   The End is Near!
                   Turn Yourself Around Now
                   Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, 'Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?'

No comments: