Alocohol Effect

One day Lord Shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar and asked the bartender : "What all do you have".

Bartender :"We have whisky, rum, vodka,gin, beer etc etc.".

Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first,give me 5 bottles of whisky". After having 5 bottles of whisky,

Lord shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet".

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Lord Shiva decided to have beer. After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you?? I ve seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"

Lord Shiva : "kulanthaai Naaan thaan siva perumaaan"

Bartender : Thoda... Ippo thhaaan mappillaikku ... mappu yeruthu ……