Points to Ponder

• If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

• Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

• Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

• Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

• On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'?  How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

• Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

• How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

• Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

• When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say ‘Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

• Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

• In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

• Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

• Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

• Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

• If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man’s best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

• Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

• Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch,’ but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

• How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

• Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

• Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

• Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women