I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet  it's hard to pronounce.
 I see you've set aside this special time to  humiliate yourself in public.
 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being  smarter.
 It sounds like English, but I can't understand a  word you're saying.
 I can see your point, but I still think you're full  of it.
 I like you. You remind me of when I was young and  stupid.
 You are validating my inherent mistrust of  strangers.
 I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't  give a damn. (My fav :-)
 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your  mouth.
 Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by  your unique point of view.
 What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are  largely ceremonial.
 And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would  be...?
 Do I look like a people person?
 This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent  lighting.
 Sarcasm is just one more service we  offer.
 If I throw a stick, will you leave?
 I'm trying to imagine you with a  personality.
 Can I trade this job for what's behind door  #1?
 How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just  wanted a paycheck.




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