operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu.
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
crap, it takes all morning.'
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