Voice Mail In Heaven

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven. When you pray, you will get this response:

Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.
If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan”)
For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4
For Further Assistance from Rambha/Menaka/ Pari/Angels - Press *.

You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji you will hear the message:
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else, please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you.

If you would like to hear Naradji (toll free) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message:
"Our records show that you have already prayed once today.
Please try again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple.

Thank you for calling. Have a nice day!!!!!