A pirate clumped into the tavern with parrot on his shoulder, a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over an eye.
After setting him up, the bartender asked, "How'd ye lose the leg?"
Pirate answered, "Croc got it while me explorin' a swamp"
Bartender: "So how'd ye lose the hand?"
Pirate: "Arrg, lost it primin' a cannon for battle"
Bartender: "So how'd ye lose the eye?"
Pirate: "While gazin' up at the sails, this mangy fowl flew down and pooped on me face"
Bartender: "Why, that can't hurt your eye"
Pirate: "Arrg, true but was me first day with the hook"
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
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