Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Mama Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something
off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item
away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this stuff... It's
on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'


We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have
to be the dad.'

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.