Friday, March 26, 2010

How many does it take...

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It's a hardware problem!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

A Physics Love Letter

Dear -ve charge,
 
It was a fine morning that I saw you in Physics Lab and a Torque began acting on me, which made me to rotate about your axis. A force of gravity began attracting me towards you. Every time, day and night, you are oscillating in my mind. But, your strong Electrostatics brother began repelling me.
 
Since the Units and Dimensions were not correct, I avoided talking face to face. One day, I saw him outside my house and an electric shock was produced in me. So, I went in an Inertial frame and tried to integrate your phone number.
 
But, every time I failed to apply the Limits. You are the light of my life. By Doppler's effect, I feel that you are very close to my heart. Today morning, a Pseudo force was acting on me which compelled me to write the letter. A wave is traveling from you to me. I request you to meet me at Adiabetic Park. Please don't differentiate me. I am in Tension.
 
Yours Attractively,
+ve charge