Kids Think Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria!

 

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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

 

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!

 

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't  have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

 

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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

 

 

 

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO:  Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

 

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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish  him?"
LOUIS:  Because George still had the ax in his hand.

 

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TEACHER :Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

 

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher