After a lengthy business meeting, Don walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Don and asked anxiously, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The blonde looked at Don and asked anxiously, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Don answered, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Don placed a $20.00 bill on the bar and declared, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the man on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very shocked and upset, but willingly handed her $20.00 bill to Don, solemnly saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Don replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the news at 5:00 p.m. and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Don placed a $20.00 bill on the bar and declared, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the man on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very shocked and upset, but willingly handed her $20.00 bill to Don, solemnly saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Don replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the news at 5:00 p.m. and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
Don took the money.
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