Watch out for Pennsylvania troopers!

Two men were driving through Pennsylvania, towing a trailer with a Honda
ST1300 & a Yamaha FJR 1300 on it. They got pulled over by a State
Trooper.

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The
driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" asked the startled driver.

"You're in Pennsylvania, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in Pennsylvania, you better have your license ready by the time we
get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from Michigan and didn't
know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger
side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
"WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What the hell did you do that for!?!" the passenger demands.

Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked

"I know you Michiganders" , says the trooper, "two miles down the road
you're going to turn to your buddy and say....

. . . I wish that butthead would've tried that crap with me!"