Cup of tea, Daddy?

When I was a baby, someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and
it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea,' which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little princess
bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "just the cutest thing!"

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of
tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up, then said, "Did it ever
occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the
toilet???"