Friday, April 24, 2009

You Know It's Time to Diet when...

 
.* You dance and it makes the band skip.
 
* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
 
* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
 
* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
 
* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
 
* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
 
* You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
 
* You could sell shade.
 
* Your blood type is Ragu.
 
* You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'

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