The Koala and the Lizard

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree, smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The Koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth was `dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

 

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

 

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side of the river, then he asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the croc that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

 

The croc says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala was sitting finishing his joint and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

The koala looks down and goes, "Shhhhhhiiiiitttttttttt duuuuuuddddde….. how much water did you drink?!!"